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If God wanted us to vote, he would
have given us candidates.
The problem with republican political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the
great ones to public office
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
republican politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
A republican politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a republican politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
There ought to be one day — just one — when
there is open season on republican senators.
During a recent archeological dig on the US Capitol grounds they unearthed proof of early republicans.
~Fox Fantasy Report~